Topic: Toilets of the 21st Century

I refused to write about the heated toilet seats and the bottom sprayer because it was too much of a Japanese cliché. The kind of Japanese story we always read about, some amazing piece technology that seems crazy to us and makes the Japanese look weird. But that changed a couple of nights ago when I was out. I’m not sure where I was as we were having a drink or two, but in the course of the